Suikoden Characters, What they should not say.

[Hawk Thanatos]

Shu: So here's the plan...

Nanami: Ummm... sorry to interrupt but couldn't we just kill Jowy and end the war?

Riou: It's about bloody time!

Nanami: I know it's taken me awhile but I've finally realised that Jowy looks more feminine than me and anything between us would never work out because I'd always wear the pants in the relationship.

Riou: Zzz. Sorry, fell asleep for a second there. So you wanna kill Jowy cause you like pants?

Nanami: (Idiot)

Riou: I heard that! You wanna kill Jowy? He's at Rockaxe, lets go! No don't worry about armour, it's not as if you'll get hit by an arrow or anything. *evil laugh*

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Suikoden II

Flik (to Nina): "I love you! Let us be wedded this very day!"
Nina: "Ewww! Get away from me, you old pervert!"

Hero II: "<random line>"
Jowy: "RIOU YOU'RE A SILENT HERO, DAMMIT YOU CAN'T TALK."
Hero I: <glares at Riou for ruining the silent hero image>
Hero II: "..."

Viktor (to all other males in bath): "Feast your eyes on Viktor Super Plus!"
Star Dragon Sword: "Oh, please. It's hardly more than Viktor Double Minus."


Suikoden III

Luc (to Sasarai): "Well, I suppose Sasarai and I can spend more time together starting now, so he won't be afraid of me again. Be sure to drop by when you have the time, Sasarai. I'll serve tea and your favorite cake, then we can chat together like close friends."

Luc: "I SHALL PURGE THIS WORLD OF ALL EVILS!"
Albert: "CALM DOWN, LUC. <lowers voice> We don't need any more emotional outbursts from you that will justify your urge to destroy all life."
Luc: " ...I had a good reason."
Albert: " Of course you did.
Luc: "..." <Plots new scheme to destroy the Silverberg family>

Hugo (to Borus): "Clumsy Ironhead!"
Borus (to Hugo): "Bratty Barbarian!"
Geddoe (to both): "Don't your mothers ever teach you anything? At least wait until they're asleep to kill them. Tch. Brats."
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[Dahgaba]

Between Nanami and Riou. Back when they shared a bed together.
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Nanami- (Damn him, why is doing this again) RIOU! Wake up. I sware to god I am never sharing a bed with you again.

Riou- (Who said I was asleep)
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[rane]

Sasaria returning to the Holy Kingdom of Harmonia after the war with the destroyers.

Hikusaak: son because you killed you're brother i have to make another clone again. 8-)

Sasarai: oh boy you better stop or your spine will break. :mrgreen:

Hikusaak: are you mocking me? :evil:

Sasarai: easy tiger! :lol:
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Hikusaak: son you know how hard it is making a baby?

Sasarai: no.

Hikusaak: you see, making another one of your siblings is very hard... for your mother. 8-)
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Sasarai: oh i thought it was you. :lol:
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Hikusaak: quiet! dammit shut up! since when did you learn to speak me to me that way?

Sasarai: i have a brain dad. i learn. :mrgreen:
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Sasarai: *shouts towards the master's bedroom* i'm sorry mom!... but Luc started it! it's true! :roll:

Hikusaak: you always points at Luc.

Wife of Hikusaak: and how bout you honey? when will you stop your pointing? :evil:
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Hikusaak: so for the nth time, stop killing off your siblings. it's hard to make another clone to hold a true rune.

Sasarai: easy for you to say. :x its just Luc okie :?: :!:

Hikusaak: let me help you remember...

your brother who holds the Rune of Punishment

your sister who holds the Rune of Beginning

your brother who holds the Soul Eater.

Sasarai: after 200yrs you can't forget it argh!.... :roll: *throws hands in the air*
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Sasarai: besides you can easily make another baby. :wink:

Hikusaak: *sigh* easy for you to say. :cry:
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Hikusaak rubbing his palm up and down while smiling evily.

Sasarai: why the sly smile father?

Hikusaak: cause son, daddy's gonna have a partei! with your momei!
:mrgreen:

Sasarai: geeez! don't forget your multi-vitamins. :lol:
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Sasarai: here this would help... medicine from chisha for your backache. :mrgreen:

Hikusaak: and leg cramps? :D

Sasarai: here. that's from milit.

Hikusaak: and butt cramps? :mrgreen:

Sasarai: Jeeez! do i have to destroy every village in grassland :?: :!:
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Night time in the Holy Kingdom of Harmonia

Hikusaak: *in a sly bedroom voice* 8-) honey..... grrrr... roar...

Wife of Hikusaak: you said it's the last! 27 times already! NO! :evil: *grabs hikusaak and kicks him out of the bedroom*

*knights maids advisors saw hikusaak naked.*

Hikusaak: eeeep! :oops:
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*creeping in bed*

*also for the nth time trying* :lol:

Wife of Hikusaak: for the last time NO! jeeez! for pete's sake get some clothes! hundred of years have passed you think you still looked yummy? :roll: :mrgreen:

Hikusaak: We could still try? :mrgreen:

Wife of Hikusaak: oh brother.... i'm sleeping. besides what's your circle rune for?

Hikusaak: GOOD IDEA! :mrgreen:
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