Suikoden Characters, What they should not say.

Artificity · Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:38 pm Post subject:

Riou: I told you to get the hell out of my party, woman!
Nanami: :(
Riou: ...AND MAKE ME A GOD DAMNED SANDWICH!
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Dahgaba · Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:44 pm Post subject:

Wow, the outcome for this thread is looking good. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. I actually expected some pretty bad ones but jeez, I couldn't stop laughing.
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rane · Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:30 pm Post subject:

like pierrot said there are comedians here. :mrgreen:
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Scarlet Assassin · Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject:

Heh, just wait until this reaches 211 pages and you hate yourself for even conceiving of the idea.

Charlemange: *fart* I hope none of my good friends heard that.

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Augustine: Dead serious, I'm NOT Reinbach.

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Geddoe: Uh Hugo I have something to tell you...you see, your mother and I have known each other for a long time, and it just so happens that you're my son. Also I've been hunting that demon with the weird eye colors for a couple thousand years now...

also fanfiction
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Its A Catapult · Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:55 pm Post subject:

Fred: Rico, would you like me to carry that?

Viki: I've developed a formula for the space-time continuum to make it simple for you to go anywhere in time and space without the use of me. It's simple you just...(explains a formula)

Aldo: (to Ted)...Dude, what the hell do you want? Why are following me around?

Hai Yo: Cook your own damn dinner.

Chris: Hey boys ;)

Kirkis: Oh great, here comes Sylvania...um...tell her I'm dead or something.

Gremio: (to Tir)...What am I your mother? Take care of your own problems.

Duke: Hey, Geddoe. Let's hit the bar for a drink, buddy.

Viktor: Why Simone, your apparrel is stunning! Where can I get something similar in my size?

John Layfield · Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:13 pm Post subject:

Rune of Punishment: You know, if you want me to come back you could just ask.

Graham Cray: R-really? So will you join with me again?

Rune of Punishment: No. Loser.

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Teo McDohl: Tir, the Emperor is sending me to slaughter ninjas. Don't overthrow any empires while I'm gone.

Tir: You always say that, it's not fair...

Teo: Kooluk.

Tir: One time! Just one time, god! What do I have to do to be forgiven around here?!

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Pesmerga: I'm looking for Yuber.

Riou: There he is!

Pesmerga: ...

Riou: Why didn't you stop him?

Pesmerga: I get paid by the hour.

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Minister: And we're gathered here today to lay Gremio to rest after he gave his life in service...

Camille (whispers to Tir): So, when can I've my money?

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Viktor on his way to Jowston after defeating Neclord: Hey! There's no way past Senan! I'm stuck in the Empire!
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Username · Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:54 pm Post subject:

(Tir walks out of his room)

Tir: Hey Gremio guess what?

Gremio: What?

Tir: I finally scored with that Kasios chick

Gremio: ... (Walks away)

Tir: What?
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Tonberry · Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:17 pm Post subject:

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Deborah: DUDE! This tea is tubular!

Oskar: I'm a dude? :?
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Nadir: I'm sorry. I cannot join you.

Hugo: WHAT!? I have Percival, Beecham, Lucia, Nei, and Alanis in my party!!!

Nadir: You have two children in your group.

Hugo: *looks around* Huh? Wait ... HEY! :evil: *stabs Nadir*

Nadir: But I'm your father!?

Rikimaru · Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:51 am Post subject:

^ HAHAHA

Luc: Why am I to be cursed with the burden of the True Wind Rune?

Sarah: Because you touch yourself at night.

Yuber: Ouch, you need ice for that Burn! Up High Sarah *High fives Sarah* MWhahahaha

Albert: Dammit, my bro gets apple and im stuck with these three idiots.

Wataru · Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:21 am Post subject:

Rikimaru, that was bloody brilliant!
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Username · Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:30 am Post subject:

(Suikoden I)

Mathiu: Let's get on with our war battle!

Meg: Hey Luc catch!

(Rock hits Luc in the head)

Luc has died

Tir: (Wimp)
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rane · Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:31 pm Post subject:

Sierra: why did you choose to incarnate as a sword?

Star Dragon sword: why did you ask... is you're blue moon itching?

Sierra: *walks away* ugh! :mrgreen:
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Koroku: awww awww awwooooooo!

Jeane: *kneels* what's your problem?

Gau: *drooling* probably the same as mine. :mrgreen:

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Lilly Pendragon: hey! i recognize you! OMG! you''re viktor's sword my father was talking about!

Star Dragon sword: i'm not just anyone's property especially from that no good hairy incompetent ingrate.

Lilly Pendragon:hah that's not what i heard.

Star Dragon sword: and missy i'm not just any other sword i'm the king of all....*Lilly interrupts*

Lilly Pendragon: hah! who's with him now old timer? :P

Star Dragon sword: *sigh in a low tone* flik... :roll:

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Lilly Pendragon: hah! you're rusty and old if neclord was still alive you couldn't have save me.

Star Dragon sword: hehe! if neclord was alive he'd beg me to save him from you.

Lilly walks away.. saying

Lilly Pendragon: well atleast my boyfriend didn't leave me for someone else's sword. 8-)

Star Dragon sword: hah! you! boyfriend!? bwahahahahahaaha! *looks at Lilly for a moment* bwahahahaha! :mrgreen: oh that's funny so which of the two reed or camus oh wait wait don't answer that bwahhahahahaha! you're the third wheel bwahahahahaha! :lol:

Reed: *whispers* are they talking about me?

Camus: i thought it was me. :roll:

Reed: oh yeah it was you. 8-)
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To know there's somebody else who's dying to feel anything
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Dahgaba · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:25 am Post subject:

My god this is too funny. I am left speechless.
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Captain Hero · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:16 am Post subject:

Hikusaak: Luc, I am your father... :lol:

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Flare: What's with the outfit?

Jeane: Uhh, what are you talking about? You can't call this an outfit, dearie. :lol:

Lino: It looks great Jeane, so don't even plan on changing it, ok? Now go pick up the things I dropped.

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Jowy: King Luca, what is your next plan for the day?

Luca: I prefer not killing today if its possible. My garden is a mess, all my tulips are dying! And I still have lots of cooking to do for the grand feast later.
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Riot · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:37 pm Post subject:

Hero (after waking up before the final fight in suikoden 2) : what the heck are you guys doing here shouldn't you be out there on the battlefeild sacrificing yourselfs while i cowardly run away!
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Tov : and thats the reason for there not being a single toilet on the boat

Lino : so we have no toilets the guess thats why they call it a poop deck
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