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Dahgaba
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 Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:15 pm Post subject: Suikoden Characters, What they should not say. |
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Alright guys. As the topic says, you will be given the task to create funny lines or coversations between characters that should not be said in a game. The rules are pretty much really simple, Please no offensive statements and keep the swearing to a minimum. For an example something like this-
Lino En Kuldes- Man, I hate the water, Why did I have to live in a place surronded by water.
Or for a coversation-
This is between Cheipoo and Nakul-
Cheipoo- Man, did you see the hairball that came out of me earlier? That thing was huge.
Nalkul- Dude, That is really sick man. You might want to see a doctor bout that.
See, its not to hard. If there is any offensive things said here it will be forward to an admin or a moderator.
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| Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Luc to Sasarai - I love you, brother. |
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rane
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| Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Sasarai to Luc - I love you to my brother... :mrgreen:
in the middle of a momentous speech of the flame champion before the fire bringers goes to war... with their eyes peeled and you can feel the intensity of the moment the pride of being a grasslander out of the blue...
Lucia - yoohoooo! Jooooorrrrrdie yooohhooo! take care of my son in the feild hokieee Jooooorrrrdie!? here's you're lunck and take more towels don't let him perspire much hooookie jooooordie? :D
man i could have laugh if that really happened! :lol:
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Wataru
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:46 am Post subject: |
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Luc - But I want to go to Toschi station and pick up some power converters!
Gau (either one) - Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou!
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:15 am Post subject: |
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Wan Fu: Hey I'm starved.
Mua: Me too, I could sure go for a nice hot meal.
Hallec: HUUUUUNNNGGGRRRYYY!!! GGWWAAAAAAAA
Duke: Yeah, but Muto says the pantry is empty.
Rhett: What are we gonna do?
*Everyone glares around table, their eyes fixate on Rhett*
Rhett: Why you all staring at me? Oh no...
*Runs to find Sgt. Joe*
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Mukumuku: Excuse mr, Riou? Hi, I would like to enquire about receiving a room inside the castle for I tire of living in a tree. I know I am a flying squirrel and all but I don't feel I should be typecast as a wild being any further. And saying muku all the time, well, its uncouth. Its fine for the rest of those squirrels, but me, no. I like to think I am more civilized than that.
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Millich Oppenheimer wakes up one morning and stretches. He walk to his wardrobe and opens it to see all his pink and magenta clothing.
Millich: Oh dear god! What drug trip have I been on and how long have I been on it? Cripes! This stuff is horrible. What in holy hell has happened to me? Let me think...
*Milich remembers Windy in a sexy outfit. Windy gets all agrivated at Millich's passes on her and she casts a spell... from there on... foggy*
Millich: So she cast a spell on me to wear queer clothes?
*glares around room and at his bed*
Millich: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
*the bedsheets rustle*
Vincent De Boule: Huh? Whats the matter Milich. You awoke me, dear friend.
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rane
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:41 am Post subject: |
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haha! that's a good one there. :D
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ard
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Gau: UGA UGA UUUGAAA!!!
Unfortunately i can not translate that. You would be better of not knowing what it means....... |
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RedCydranth
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Killey: So, uh.. Lorelai, I don't like this hatred we have. Why don't I bury my hatchet in your mound.. so to speak.
Lorelai: You were in prison FAR too long...
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Shiba: Hey Bazba, why do we Lizards always use glides? Can't we use a sword or a bow and arrow?
Bazba: Of course not. We're merely pawn in a great scheme of things and we're meant to be typecast as a brutish one dimentional tribe. For us to have diversity would be unthinkable.
Dupa: Hey, be grateful we can even be used. It took three major wars for the dwarves to even have a usable character. Now shut yer yaps and be angrier!
Shiba, Bazba and Dupa: GRRRRRR!!! *Glides swing angrily*
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Kun To: Hey, Taggart, do you think in 5 years anyone will remeber us?
Taggart: Probably not
Kasios: Yeah, I don't want to fall into obscurity.
*Kun To leans over to Taggart and whispers*
Kun To: Who the hell is she, I don't remeber her joining.
Taggart: Me Neither.
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*Lazlo is aboard the Dauntless and decides to visit Deborah for a chat*
Deborah: come in, sit sit. How have you been.
Lazlo: I've been good.
Oskar: Thats good to hear!
Lazlo: What the hell are you doing here? I invited Deborah on here. I never gave you permission to come abouard. Get the hell off of my boat!
*10 minutes Later Oskar is tied up and on a plank*
Jango: Haha, you best hold yer breath! You're walking th plank, stowaway!
*Brec pulls out a sword and jabs Oskar in the back*
Oskar: I am the worst person ever! *Splash!*
*Oskar drowns out of sheer stupidity.*
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Scarlet Assassin
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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| wataru14 wrote: |
Luc - But I want to go to Toschi station and pick up some power converters!
Gau (either one) - Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou! |
You win.
Also...
Flik: Yo viktor...strippers?
Viktor: NEVER!
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Tir: *coughs* and now that I've gotten that chicken bone out of my throat and I can speak again, I'd just like to say: Gremio leave me the hell alone and why the hell did you guys drag me away from the empire? I was RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH! Just because you all hated being my servants and wanted out doesn't mean you drag me out too. And don't hide behind that "We're faithful we wanted to protect you" bull because I've had a CHICKEN BONE in my THROAT for a year and a half!!!!!!! *storms out*
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John Layfield
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Suikoden II
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Shu: *Any idea of Shu's*
Yes, I agree.
No, I disagree.
Riou: No, I disagree.
Shu: Oh, ok then. You're the boss.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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(Riou enters the graveyard)
Sierra: Whats wrong with you always choseing that Karen in your party over me! I have a frikin true rune! All she can do is dance!
Riou: (But- She is the hotness...)
Sierra: I heard that thought! *pulls down her pants and moons Riou*
Sierra: Fell the power of the Full- I mean Blue Moon Rune!
Riou: (I'm useing her more often.)
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| RedCydranth wrote: |
Killey: So, uh.. Lorelai, I don't like this hatred we have. Why don't I bury my hatchet in your mound.. so to speak.
Lorelai: You were in prison FAR too long... |
Oh dear God... |
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| RedCydranth wrote: |
Kun To: Hey, Taggart, do you think in 5 years anyone will remeber us?
Taggart: Probably not
Kasios: Yeah, I don't want to fall into obscurity.
*Kun To leans over to Taggart and whispers*
Kun To: Who the hell is she, I don't remeber her joining.
Taggart: Me Neither.
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Ahahaha! Thats about as good as it gets.
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--In S1, after you assemble all 5 blacksmiths--
*Tir and company wander into their quarters*
Tir: "Hey, I need this shar.."
*music starts*
Maas: "Hello!!"
(Meese: "Hellloooo!!!!")
(Mose: "Heeeellllooooo!!!!!")
(Moose: "HEEELLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!")
*All* "Hellooo-my ba-bee, hello mah-bon-nnay! .. Heelllloooo-mah Raagtyymme-Gaaaerrrll!!! Yah send-me-a-KISSS by a wyyrre, a-ba-bee mye heaarrttz-on-FYYRRRE!!"
Tir: "Uh, guys?"
*All* "If-eeyyaaa reeffuse mee, Hunnayy yue-lose may..
(Mace interrupts)
Mace:" No! No! No! Stop the music...MOSE! Its not: Step-Step-Bow-Snap-Twirl-Step-Bow.. Its: Step-Bow-Step-Step-Snap-Bow-THEN TWIRL!! Ugh...tell you what, take a break, we'll try this again tomorrow."
*Maas, Meese, Mose, and Moose all cower to the supply room*
Tir: "...Mace?"
Mace: "Ya, I know I know, we've been workin' on that number for some time now and its our damn tenor, he can't get the choreography down... I try and I TRY again but we still.."
Tir: "Ahh FORGET IT!!
*Tir's group turns and exits stage left*
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Riou: So Luca would you mind not killing everyone and going back to higland.
Luca: Yea well my sword kinda stopped thirsting for blood a long time ago.
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John Layfield
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Gordon: Ah, Lord Riou. I will join the New City-State Army if you make 50,000 potch trading.
Riou: Uh, here's 50,000 potch.
Gordon: Did you make it trading?
Riou: No, but...
Gordon: Aw, screw it. I'll just take the money. Let's go.
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Esmerelda: Eek, kidnappers! I'll only go with you if you bring me the Opal!
Viktor: ...
CLONK
Viktor: Let's go. Flik, carry her, will you?
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Mathiu: These are your new standard-issue bandanas and scarves. I know some of you are ex-Imperials and wish to use actual armour but I will thank you to have faith in the equipment I have issued. That means you, Mister Rosman.
Kwanda: Aw.
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Apple: Master Mathiu, what are your plans for the next battle.
Mathiu: We'll gather all our forces into one big pile...
Apple: Yes?
Mathiu: And then we'll run straight into the enemy swinging our weapons widly!
Apple: You're a tactical genius!
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