Best and Worst Movie Lines...

[Sophita]

[Leb]

It must not've been opening night, since the crowd would have carried him off and thrown him through the emergency exit.

[Schala-Kid]

Friday -Smokey: "What the f--- you doing stealing boxes for?! what you trying to do, build a club house?!!"

Chasing Amy - Banky Edwards: "You got to handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates."
anything else Banky says.

Clerks - Randal Graves: (showing graphic picture) "I think you can see her kidneys!"

Moulin Rouge - The Argentinian - When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust. Without trust, there can be no love. Jealousy, yes, jealousy will drive you mad.

from dusk til dawn - the <wow it got censored> speech by Cheech Marin

Once upon a time in Mexico - Sands: "Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?"

Donnie Darko: Frank - Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

bad lines:

from dusk til dawn - seth: "everybody be cool - YOU be cool" (mainly because it was turned into a dance song in europe, waah)

Kill bill Vol 1 - The bride: "now, lets get these other piggies wiggling" (it works, it's cheesy, but such a silly line!)

[Aurelien]

Good ones:

Man on Fire - Denzel Washington: "Last wish? I wish ... you had ... more time."
Man on Fire - Denzel Washington: "I got all the time in the world, you don't, but I do."
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~City-States of Jowston and Tinto Republic~
06.06.2004 - 20.01.2008

[Snowe Vingerhut]

I have a some here that I like. As for ones I don't.. I forget them after I hear 'em.

(Boogie nights)
Record Producer: That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.
Reed Rothchild : Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, alright, but the magic that is on those tapes. That f***ing heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like a**holes, man.

(Sling Blade)
Doyle Hargraves: "Whatta gonna do with that knife Karl?"
Karl Childers: "I reckon I'm gonna kill somebody. Hmmumm."

(Some more Dumb and Dumber Quotes)
Lloyd Christmas: Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

Lloyd Christmas: We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are fallin' off!

Lloyd Christmas: First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling. Where I'd do anything to bone her.

(Austin Powers)
Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!

Dr. Evil: There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum...It's breathtaking...I suggest you try it!

Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!

Vanessa Kensington: I would never have sex with you. Ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation...I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?



And another one I like is in my signigture!

(BTW I also like a lot of the quotes posted above!)

[deadfoxx]

favorite movie quote
"It was a freak gasoline fight accident."

worst quote
"what are those?????? It's a spider......man."
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Strength and speed are nothing. Skill and technique that is how you win a battle.

[Daniel Blackhand]

Part 2:

Sling Blade- Sure do like them french fried taters um hmm.

Coming to America- Freeze you diseased rhinocerous pizzle.

A Knights Tals- It's called a lance. Hello!

Anger Management- I like to sleep in the nude.

As Good As It Gets- Go sell crazy someplace else we're all stored up.

Space Balls- I see your shwartz is as big as mine.

Sixteen candles- The Donger needs food.

The Goonies- Hey you guys!

Billy Madison- Want to touch the hiney?
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[TheStrategist]

I almost forgot my favorite one:
from SpaceBalls:
Dark Helmet: " now you know Lonestar, that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." - that would have been great to see Luca Blight say something like that.
Random guy: "Water my a**, get this guy some pepto bismol!"
'cant remember the guy's name' : The combination on his lock is 1-2-3-4-5'
Dark Helmet: "1-2-3-4-5? That's the same combination some idiot would have on his luggage."

[Daniel Blackhand]

Part 3

Out Cold- Can you get STD's from a polar bear?
Multipicity- #3 We're gonna go eat a dolphin. #1 No slick you're gonna pet a dolphin. #3 We're gonna go pet a dolphin.
Rocketman- Julie did it.
Batman Forever- Riddle me this riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat.
Dumb & Dumber- You pumpkin pie hair cutted freak. You'll shut your mouth if you know what's good for you.
There's Something About Mary- Frank and beans.
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[And1balla]

I like this one from Austin Powers Goldmemeber

"Cool! So you mean I really get frickin sharks with frickin lazer beams attatched to the frickin heads?"
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The Queendom of Falena Rules!!!

[Snowe Vingerhut]

I suppose these are best taken in the context of what is happening on screen, but anyway....

The Edge

Charles Morse(Anthony Hopkins) - "Do you know what most poeple die of when they get lost in the woods?"

Robert Green(Alec Baldwin) - "No Charles... What do they die of?"

Charles - "They die of shame, Bob... They die of shame."
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The Edge

Charles - "Did you ever know anybody that actually did it?"

Robert - "Did what?"

Charles - "Actually did change their lives."

Robert - "..... You would be the first Charles."

[Jebus]

Favourites:
Anything Brick says in Anchorman. Brick is my hero.
...
Crap. I'm drawing a blank. I'll edit it later.
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