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PRAISE BE TO... GROOOWL RAINING BLOOD
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 Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 4:46 am Post subject: A Day in the Life of Chuck Norris. |
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Found this earlier today, and when I read it, I totally laughed my ass off.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=76504
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:23 am Post subject: |
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It's stories like these that make me proud of my fellow countryman.
Quite funny indeed! |
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:30 am Post subject: |
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That was some good stuff.
And remember kids, if at first you don't suceed, you're not Chuck Norris!
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:59 am Post subject: |
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It's great. It's like that internet page on which there are hundreds of these things.
When Chuck Norris is thrown into water with weigths on his feet, he would get gills and such. More are like this one and some are really funny. The text only packs them into a story, but it is truly a funny one ;)
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:01 am Post subject: |
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| Chuck Norris' urine is actually Red Bull? |
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:07 am Post subject: |
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Yes... And the universe isn't expanding, it's running away from Chuck Norris. And if Bruce banner get's angry, he becomes the Hulk, but if the Hulk gets angry, he becomes Chuck Norris. Did you know that Chuck Norris tears can heal cancer? Unfortunately he doesn't cry. Never.
Also, it is true that he sleeps with a pillow under his gun...
That's Chuck Norris!
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