I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal, multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.