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iscalio
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:49 pm Post subject: The Lizard Plot |
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Only a few of the nations of humanity are still governed by my kind. Today most of them are controlled by children of other races, and among them the lizardmen have been particularly successful. Having long since left their primitive caverns behind, the scaly warriors have seized suzerainty over the Kooluk Empire, "Holy" Harmonia, the Zexen Confederacy, the Kingdom of Highland and the Queendom of Falena. In other words: The notorious "no pants" policy of the late King of Highland has become more widespread among the potentates of our time than one might have expected.
It is about the Queendom that a question arose in my mind. While it might seem peculiar enough that a lizard warrior marries a human girl (a Queen, even), it is not my intention to judge foreign customs. What interests me more is how the royal couple will be able to produce offspring. It seems unlikely that Her Majesty Lymsleia will be able to give birth to a daughter, a heir to her throne; considering the fact that her husband is of the cloaca variety, compatibility appears to be out of the question.
The neutral halls of Budehuc are considered to be a place for international exchange, a market for wares and information. Maybe a Falenan tradesman will be able to sate my curiosity. |
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Angelus
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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Haha, I never noticed we all have lizards as nation leaders. Good find!
About Lym, I would've actually much rather had Daniel become our new Queen, but he didn't like the dress so it was a no go. _________________
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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Perhaps once/if Lym reaches 100 Reg XP she could re-incarnate to the lizard race thus quelling any potential bi-racial descendants. _________________
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Urn
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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I would imagine that a new sort of law would have to be drawn up for the Queendom in this particular situation. One cannot expect The Queen, Lymsleia, to have children with her lizard husband. Maybe there has already been preparations for a male to partake in the "act" to bring forth a legitimate heir to the throne. _________________ ~ Humbly walk the path of death
KOOLUK SUPPORTS TINTO MINERS |
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Leb
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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I honestly thought he was just speaking gibberish. |
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Archy
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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Or, you know, they could have no children at all.
I mean, pulling swords out of stones are still in. _________________
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Ley
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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I'm an advocate of the old "Knock the maid up and claim it was the Queens"; That one always works. _________________ Can anyone tell I'm bored? |
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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Even if the Queen has lizard maids: do you actually think that people will believe that Lymsleia has laid an egg, Ley? |
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Ley
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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Yes _________________ Can anyone tell I'm bored? |
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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And as long as you believe completely, so will your followers! _________________
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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Just blame it on the Sun rune. |
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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Or the boogie, it could have been the boogie. _________________ Can anyone tell I'm bored? |
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Ah, yes! The Sun Rune made me lay an egg! _________________
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ard
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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The Archon should be able to bypass this problem for Lym. |
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Angelus
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know what you guys are all on, Sun Runes don't make Queens lay eggs. ... Not that we experimented... _________________
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