Are you a Suikoden fan?

[Pilika]

I now this is a little bit long so sorry Mr. Administrator, but this is not spam, I downloaded it a long time ago from some site, I think this site has been down for a long time so puting a link is worthless. Also credits to that page. Enjoy.
...You have exactly 107 friends.
...You don't play "Rock, Paper, Scissors", you play "Charge, Bow, Magic"
...You tape a rock to your hand and call it the Soul Eater Rune.
...You think elephants are really dragons in disguise.
...You meet someone new, you have them give you a name.
...Someone close to you dies, and you are surprised when you don't gain power.
...You have a sword with a face.
...And you talk to it.
...And it talks back.
...You have found a way to get Yuber in your party.
...You have gone upstairs at the inn.
...And found the 109th star there.
...You have sharpened everybody's weapon to level 16.
...And everyone is at level 99 (now that WOULD be an accomplishment).
...You find a shiny red rock and think it's a fire crystal.
...So you super glue it to your hand.
..And it lets you cast fire spells.
...You have 500 boats made of ice.
..Made from dragon's breath.
...You call your little brother "Young Master".
...When playing Xenogears, everytime Sigurd or Old Maison calls Bart "Young Master," you have a Suikoden flashback.
.You can recite all 108 stars by memory.
You know what star Odessa and Leknaat are.
...You have found a way to revive Odessa.
...When someone talks about reviving Aerith, you say "I don't care about Aerith, what about Odessa?!"
...You have won in the first army battle against Teo.
...You have found a way to recruit Teo.
...You have found a way to rename your characters.
...You killed Windy, and saved Barbarosa.
...You have gotten Barbarosa in your party.
...You know what the hero's real name is.
...And it's the same as the hero in Persona.
...And in Secret of Mana.
...You cut Gremio's head off at the escaping scene at the fortress.
...You get out of the castle without Vicktor's help.
...You beat the game with Krin, Sansuke, and Sergei.
And get a special ending.
..You never drink tea.
...Especially after that tough climb up the mountain.
...Even though the proprieter of the inn insists.
...Hundereds of times.
...In the tea scene, you say "no" over 100 times.
...And finally refuse to drink the tea.
...And get knocked out anyways... by a flying fist.
...You have gotten 120 water rune pieces.
...So every turn, your party is healed by 100.
...You have gotten all possible combination attacks.
...By trying every possible combination of characters.
...And found that elusive 5 character combo!
...You have your own army.
...And you play rock, paper, scissors with your friend's army.
...You put fake wings on your elephant, and call it a dragon.
...You know every character's back story.
...By heart.
...And tell them to anyone who will listen.
...You have compiled a monster-item chart.
...Including every single monster in the game.
...You have written a fanfic for every character in the game.
..And all the new characters in the second one.
...And two for half of them.
...You know exactly how many stars there are now.
...And know all their names.
...And you knew them before the game [Suikoden 2] ever came out.
...You are reading this list, and every third item nodding your head, remembering when it happened to you.
...You have an e-mail address for every one of the stars of destiny.
...You know what stars are returning for Suikoden 3.
...You have a web site with a shrine for every single star.
..You know where all the stars of destiny are in the sky.
..And can point them out.
...You think Metallica's song "Don't Tread on Me" is about Suikoden.
...Even though it came out before the game.
...And you often listen to it while playing the game.
...You have bought your third copy of the soundtrack.
...Because the other two have been worn out through constant use.
...You go to hollywood, and complain that the Suikoden characters don't have their own stars.
...You know the age, heigth, weight and blood type of all the stars.
...You have made little avatars with all of the character portraits.
...You've found a way to save Black.
...But you don't save all the other dragons.
..You've got a dragon in your party.
..You saved Gremio.
...Without ressurecting him.
...Pahn killed Teo.
...You've got a character with 9 spells in all four levels.
...You call it a strategy RPG because it's got army battles in it.
...You refuse to take off your green bandana.
...Your nickname is Blue Thunder.
...You know why Odessa calls Flik Blue Thunder *wink wink nudge nudge*
...You killed the innkeeper so you could go upstairs.
...But the game just froze when you went up there.
...You never let anyone go upstairs in your house.
..And all your friends think you're keeping a star up there.
...You've found the elusive level 3 magic combo.
..And it involves the Ressurrection Rune.
...And the Hate Rune.
...You've found combos with the regular rune attacks.
...You know how to make a short range attacker hit from the back row.
...You've gotten a dwarf to join your army.
...You've found the 0th star.
...You have come up with 100 of these things!
...You've gotten a fang off of a Heaven.
...You've sharpened your fists.
...You sharpen your knife, and decide to give it a new name
...You are playing hide and go seek with Fuma.
...You owe your friend Camile money.
...You go to get your future told by a psysic named Leknaat.
.You try to catch a ferry to your castle.
...You've gotten all 108 characters 108 different times.
...You call you're pharmacist Luikan.
...You have a friend named Ted named who is 300 years old and is not ashamed of his age
...You call you dad "General Teo"
...You're moving from gregminister to you're own Dream castle.
...The rune on your right arm is itching so bad
...Your maid Cleo forgets to clean your room.
...Your other maid Pahn trades on you.
...Your counting off days on your calender till Suikoden 2 comes out.
...You've got to have 500 boats to go fishin'.
...You go to pick flowers in the garden, and you think that there poisonous.
...You don't want go to a inn because you're afraid that they'll give you tea.
...Everytime you go camping you're expecting to go up another level.
...If you have 108 friends, you refuse to be friends with any more people.
...During art class, you mumble that you'll never be as good as Ivanov.
...You're family vault (if you have one) is gaurded by a man named Rock.
...You don't hesitate to fight with your dad.
...Your servant is your guardian.
...When you try to find out how the stories between 1 & 2 as an ocupation.
...When you name your charcter in pokemon Kusami, so that you can sneak in tall grass without being noticed.
...Or Krin so that you can easily steal a bicycle.
...Or Kai so that you can get both Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan.
...You plan to kill your father in honor of this game.
...You've tatooed the Soul Eater Rune to your hand.
...You hope to be as well preserved at 300 as Ted.
...You find another way to wake up the dragons.
...You beat the game with minimum characters.
.You knew what was going to happen to each character before seeing the end of the game.
...You know what star everyone you know is.
...You think that by agreeing to Odessa's dying wish, you tossed her into the lifestream.
...Where she's hanging out with Aerith.
...Your goal is to write a fanfic about every character before they join the army.
...You don't know the character's names but you can match up the star with the picture.
...You know exactly when Kasumi and Krin disappear from your group
...You have nicknames for every character
...And they're not suitable to be written down
...You used the infinite money trick the first time around
...You think Neclord should have joined your party
...Every time you talk to a new person you have the urge to shout, "Join My Party!"
.Your ending party consisted of nothing but elves
...Even though there's a few required characters
...You got all the hot tub scenes
...And a secret make-out scene with Young Master and Kasumi
...[insert dirty joke here]
...You think the next game should have all elves
...You beat the game without getting new equipment
...You got everyone's stats to max
..You've got a Suiko Map
...You want a pair of earings like Odessa's
...You wonder if Young Master wears those earrings...
...You beat the game using all cooks
...You were level 50 before leaving the first area
...You went through Mt. Tigerwolf alone without knowing the trick
...You found that woman who Clive's looking for
...And she joined your party
...You spent hours trying to get back into the back caves of the HQ
...You know how old Windy is
...You've gotten max of any item
...You have a chart of the names of weapons as they advance
...Memorized
...You found all the combo attacks
...You found a 6 person combo attack
...And it doesn't involve the hero
...You beat the game only with the required characters in your army
...You got the secret scene where all the girls slap Sheena
...You fingured out Sheena's really a girl but his dad's to ashamed to admit it (he looks like it!)
...You used every character
...You got the wheel of fortune to stop
...You got 6 of every antique
...You brought back Odessa
...You brought back Teo
...You brought back Neclord
...You understand Neclord's name
...You know what some of the weapons with strange names are
...You saw the weapon pattern with all dead-forever characters
...You want Viki to fight
...And succeed!
...At last you have, with Blinking Mirror and Viki, a way to shut up the person who suggests using the region map in every game
...You beat the game with only the required characters
...You got 109 stars
...You know what a "Big Sakura" is
...You actually figured out who everyone on the cover is
...You're still looking for a way to save Black
...You have nicknames for all the characters
...You've planned a fanfic for every character's ending and history.
...You can argue for hours about why the Liberation Army was evil.
...You can argue for hours about why the Empire was evil.
...You tell everyone you're a Star of Destiny.
...You run away from home to find your uncle and join the army.
...You lost your cat half a country away.
...You spend hours catching stray cats, trying to find Mina.
...You try to find the secret connection between Mina the dancer and Mina the cat.
...You plan on having 108 kids and naming them each after a Star of Destiny.
...All you know about yourself is your last name and your gender.
...You're going to have one of your old baby-sitters and dad face off to the death.
...Someone you know died but was brought back to life when you got 108 friends together.
...Your dream is to lead a revolution. Doesn't matter the purpose of the revolution.
You write a song about what happens in the game
...You still remember the words two years later
...You have pet names for all the characters(Ted's is Sparky :)
...You write Flik and Viktor all over your binders
...Your friends and teachers think you are insane
...You write poetry about Ted
...You still have the paper
...When the empire comes for Ted you refuse to answer the door and you wander around the house yelling "Where's my father's gun!"
…When you say "Do you want to join my party" to everyone with a face portrait.
...You welcome your classmates to school claiming that it is Toran Castle.
...And you say "Welcome to Toran Castle. I feel so good!" to anyone who enters the classroom.
...And you say this phrase over 50 times.
...And your classmates tell you to shut up.
...The correct music plays through your head when you reach a certain area where you live (ex. hero's theme when you're at home, overworld music when you're traveling, battle music during a conflict with someone...).
...You can draw your favorite Suikoden characters from memory.
...During class.
...And not get in trouble for it.
...You have a Suikoden dream.
...About you as the Young Master walking around Toran Castle.
...And you talk to everyone in the castle.
...And everyone says exactly what they say in the game.
...And the dream appears as it would be on the t.v. screen.
...Upon putting the finishing touches on your architecture project you realize you have built an exact replica of Toran Castle.
...You can traverse the world map blindfolded by counting the number of steps it takes to get to each city.
...You can beat Barbarosa with only the Hero.
...Your girlfriend's name really is Odessa.
...You get Leknaat to join you.
You get Adelai to build more than an Elevator.
...You are able to beat with Retso in the Cook-off contest, the first time.
...You have over 1 million potch before Toto is destroyed.
...When you and all your friends named your castle after Master Genkaku.
...You manage to get McDohl without using the memory from Suikoden.
...You manage to find Toran castle.
...You go door to door asking people to join your party
You engrave your girlfriend's name into a sword.
...you begin to wear a green headwrap every day just like the young master does in the game..
..or any other type of clothing from the other characters
...make tattoos of all the runes and tattoo them on your hand or weapon/items.
...and they actually can cast spells
...You start to call your boyfriend Young Master or [ insert any other Suikoden guy's names here ]
...or if your a guy your start to call your girl friend [ insert female Suikoden char's name here]
...You buy a black cat and teach it to say "Sonya"
...and you use that as proof to the theory of the cat being an reincarnation of Teo
...you regularly go into river/streams to look for gold coins that Shu might have thrown in
...you spend over $3000 on other Suikoden items ( doujinshi's, manga, posters, CDs, um.. action figures? )
...you make 108 figurines each of the cast of the 108 stars...
you make 108 figurines each of the cast of the 108 stars...
...and then you create more like the imperial army...
...and you play with them and have them go at a paper-rock-sisscor war with a friend
...you start a Suikoden Role Playing Group Online or with a bunch of friends.
...you inscribe on various items that belong to you with the name of your most beloved one..
...and when someone asks you why you do that you say it's tradition from where you're from
...you buy an antique mirror and say it's the blinking mirror..
...and when you try to use it it actually works.
...when going to a dance you buy toe shoes so you can dance with your dance partner
...you replay a certain sad or very moving scene 108 times and cry each time you see it ( Gremio's death, Nanami's, etc )
...you go egg hunting in hopes of finding a black dragon..
...and you find one and it hatches..
... and you name it black..
...or your name your stuff toy dragons black.
...writing a fanfic from other games you always have random suikoden characters making cameo appearances
...you do a 10 page school report on the Succession War or any of the other Wars or special history events in the suikoden world...
...and you get an A+ or high marking on it
...your history teacher things you'd be a great strategist..
...and you wonder if your really an reincarnation of Shu, Apple, Mathiu, or Leon.
...and you actually are.
...you write fanfic spin offs of Suikoden ( ala suikogaiden )
...and you actually get it turned into a game
...you surf the web for lord only knows how long searching for Suikoden related sites...
...and you find a ton of them...
...and then you add them onto your REALLY big list of Suikoden links
...and it overloads your computer taking up too much disk space..
...so you end up having to buy a zip disk drive.
...you make a suikoden screen saver and have suikoden icons all over your comp desktop
...your find yourself in a replica of Young Master's ( or any other character's ) house because that's how your house looks like
...you talk to your sword or gun thinking it'll talk back or has a soul
...and it actually does
...and you tell your friends and they don't believe you and think you insane and that you have too much Suikoden on the brain..
...and then when it talks to them they freak out.
...you spend to much time playing and your PSX blows up because you've been playing the game too long
...sent to a school doctor you ask if Doc Huan or Tuta is there.
...you constantly draw suikoden characters wherever you go
...your parents try to take away your psx...
...and they fail doing so because you used a true holy rune to run off with the psx
...you get an investigator to tell you neat lil tidbits about 108 friends that you have..
..and his name happens to be Richmond as well
...you are actually able to find away into Harmonia in Suikoden 2 and visit the Howling Wolf Guild of Clives...
..and you find a secret scene that goes on
...you make up lyrics to go along with all the songs of the games ( like the theme of the Dragons Den )
...you are known as the Suikoden Sage by your friends ( kinda like the Chocobo Sage )
...you play 1 week of Suikoden trying to perfect everything..
...and you succeed..
...and then you end up going to sleep for 60-?? hours...
...and you have a REALLY GOOD Suikoden dream...
...and then when you wake up you say "DAMMIT!" and try to go back to sleep again to have the same dream continue on
...you sleep while hugging the Suikoden games
...you find UFO dolls or make them yourself of all 108 characters
...you drool or become hyper or go into a trance when hearing about the game
...you get an indoor bath built into your house
...and you have it done by a guy name Sasuke
...you find another hidden village in Suikoden
.and you find more elves, the survivors and others.
...you make up can do combo attacks with a friend or two ( aka pretty boy/girl attack )
...you buy the original novel of the Suikoden tale to learn more about it
...you start looking behind shrines/temples for a cave that might hopefully the Cave of the Past..
...and you find a egotistical talking sword in there
...you pre-order the japanese version of Suikoden III/SuikoGaiden...
...because you learned japanese to play the upcoming ones because you can't have enough
...you repeatedly e-mail write Konami about more Suikoden games and other Suikoden related talk..
...and they get a restraining order on you..
..but they make more games anyway and they end up being just as good as the others
...you learn how to draw in the exact same/similar style the artists of Suikoden II draw in
...you named your dog or pet Gen, Gon, etc etc
...you have a weekly cooking contest every week at your house
...you watch iron chef often and wish that the judges were actually suikoden characters...
...and that wish comes true
...you memorized lyrics to the songs that have lyrics in the game
...and you sing them every day
...build a 'only sell and buy suikoden' stuff shop..
...and it's a big hit.
...you master playing suikoden songs on the piano or any other musical instrument
...jump the ups guy or the postman for having to wait so long for your suikoden (item related) package to arrive
...you do something bad you accuse of the black rune that you tattooed on your hand of making you do it and that it was given by a sorceress named Windy..
...and people actually believe you.
...you try to think up of which actors (voice actors too) would make good voices for whichever characters if the game had voices. ( like Michael J. Fox doing the voice for Flik. LMAO.. um.. you get the picture )
...you have memorized all of the YKYPTMS..
.or you have memorized the whole entire works Suikoden games
...you have a 7 cd disk changer and it has suikoden CD's within all 7 of them.. ( reeely I didn't do anything like that! -=tries to look innocent while grinning=- )
...and you listen to it everyday.
...you have two psxs by your side, one harboring the suikoden 1 game and the other with the suikoden 2.
...you go to any gaming store 12 hours before it opens and camp out there so you can be the first one to get SuikodenGaiden or anyother new upcoming games of Suikoden that may be comming out.
...you go berserk at just about anyone who lays a finger on your Suikoden Game case/game/any of your suikoden belongs or even comes within an inch of touching it.
...you order something ol or out from a catalouge that has some suikoden merchandising and then continually harass the mail deliver when is it gonna arrive even though you know your ordered it for next day or over night delivery.
...you think about it or play it more then eating/sleeping/hanging out with friends.
...you say "Chaco did it!" every time something winds up missing.
...you start to look for templeton when you go on a roadtrip for a map.
...you eat fried tacos to get to 'toasty'..
...and it works..
...and you gain 5-10 hp per round.
...you try to sneak into another school with false paper work..
...and are accepted..
...then you infiltrate it to see if anyone is actually missing..
...and you find someone who's name also happens to be Teresa.
...you've run out of YKYPTMS ideas because you've been up all night doing them.
...you start saying 'Yyyynnngggghhh Mssssshhhhhtttttrrrrr" to Random people either for the fun of it or because your drunk off of tea.
...you discover another one of the 27 true runes that hasn't been mentioned yet in any of the series so far.
...you have lost more than 42 hours of sleep over the game.
...you go to the circus in hopes of finding Ellie, Rina, and Bolgan
...you keep a diary by your night stand and often try to 'save there'
...you threaten someone whos harassing you that you'll burn them with your burning mirror ( which just happens to look like a plain mirror )...
...and they actually fear you because of it.
...you learn how to make midi's because "there's not enough suikoden midi's!"
...you master how to sleep with your eyes open like Flitcher does.
...you fake sick for 4 days to a week just to stay home and play Suikoden
...you find out that Kasumi stalks Young Master and spies on him when he's sleeping, or vise versa.
...you actually find away how to make Kasumi express how she feels to Young Master in Suikoden II.
...you don't use or never used a gameshark because you've mastered the game without it
...you have carpel tunnel syndrome and playing it made it go away ( woohoo! Found a cure! )
...you go specialize in playing Chinchirorin because of the game
...you try having an elevator built into your house
...and it works
...you find a journeyman's crystal that you can steal and use anywhere you feel like it.
...you find or translate the game lyrics into English. ( I'd like to see something like that some time, like translations for Orrizonte )
...you own the Saturn version.
...and the NES version, by Koei.
...you read the book it was based on.
... in the original Chinese.
... and enjoyed it.
...you ripped and hex-edited the ISO to
... replace the face portraits.
... with a photo of yourself for Hero's.
.. give the hero a default name.
... make Yuber playable.
... and make Leknaat playable.
... and make Lotte's cat playable... (etc.)
in a fight you have a saying depending on if you are going to defend, attack or deathblow.
...if you want to somebody about something funny you ask them to get in a bath with you.
...you see a man with a blond ponytail and black clothes you attack screaming "Die Yuber!"
...On Application forms under occupation you put Star of
...you want to gather 107 other people throw your money together buy a town off ebay and build a castle.
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[Goodspeed87]

HAH I love it, especially the last one, I'd so do that. Well, moreso for a giant paintball game, but I'd disguise myself as Clive!!! Hehe
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Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say it will not become a dragon?
So may one just man become an army...

[Gwendal]

^I saw a guy at one of the GameFAQs Suikoden boards once who claimed he was building a replica of the S2 castle somewhere in Greece. It was probably BS, but you never know...
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[The Bryan]

Hey that list sounds familiar............Oh thats right i did everything on that list ...IM A REAL SUIKODEN FAN...HAHAH just joking.
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[Glen Cott]

This is quite a funny thread but anyone who read that entire list should get some sort of award.

[Cyrano]

well thx bud what my awards i just read it all.. and it was quite long.....( sigh!!!!!!!!) anyway i noticed that some of the statement vwere comming back often liek the talking sword aside of that it made me laugh sometimes( very often hehehe)
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" humans are like monkeys with no shaggies."

[The Bryan]

I read the hole list....took me like a half hour.......I need a life :roll:
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[Daniel Blackhand]

Quite an interesting list I might say.
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[Pilika]

I am glad that somebody read it, it really is a funny list is it not?
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[Alseid]

...it would have been much more fun if we had made a list, rather than just getting a pre-made one...
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All the way to the edge of this world

[Tarik]

If you compare to the essay "Five Great Imperial Generals", you would say that this one is even longer; but this one is way better and not so absurd. :mrgreen:

[Lord Riou]

Well I guess I'm not Suikoden Fan....I only played Suiko 1, Suiko 2, Suiko 3 at least with 3 repetitions.

I just liked the game.
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[Pimp]

*warning: that was a huge waste of space, not only once but TWICE-if you'd had soldiers, i would have taken a fair amount, since not only was it pointless and spammy, it was beyond annoying. don't repeat this action again...EVER.*

[Agahnim]

This is getting a bit silly

GD
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"The strong manly ones in life are those who understand the meaning of the word patience."

[Aurelien]

What the heck?
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