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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:47 pm    Post subject: 023 - Savvy? Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

[p:34red9kx]The third round had begun. Jun was currently roaming the halls of the arena. Because his match was not for another two hours, he decided to take some time to look around.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"They called me one of the three devas of Ki, you know," spoke a cheerful voice from across the hall that Jun instantly recognized. Sure enough, it was Setzer, with a woman on each arm, talking about his exploits in the Freedom Fighters and his other achievements. Although, if Jun knew Setzer like he thought he did, Setzer was probably doing a lot of exaggerating. Setzer's next line pretty much confimed his suspicions. "Back at home in Germany I was a famous porn star." Setzer's gaze met Jun's, and his cheerful expression slowly faded. "Excuse me, ladies. Need a moment alone." The two women walked off in the opposite direction as Setzer approached Jun. "I see you're still lurking about," Setzer muttered in a less than friendly tone.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"If you don't have anything important to say to me then get out of my way." Jun said. He knew Setzer didn't particularly like him. And he didn't care. Let Setzer believe what he wanted. Let the world believe what they wanted. Jun had come to expect that.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"Aw, I thought you might have wanted to know about your opponent for the third round," Setzer said with a somewhat devious smile.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]Jun narrowed his eyes at Setzer. "Go on."[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"She's a nun," Setzer replied.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"A nun?"[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"But not your typical hand slapping ruler brandishing nun, oh no. This nun's works for a secret branch of the church. She's an expert on hunting demons. You know, like you."[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"Interesting," Jun said in a deadpan voice.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"You don't seem very concerned about your competition," Setzer remarked.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"If I lose I lose," Jun answered. "If I die then someone else will have to deal with Ragnarok. Or are you volunteering?"[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"Hell no," Setzer growled. "Don't get me wrong. If I were still in this tournament and I ran into you I'd expose you to the world for the demon you are, but right now I've got bigger things to worry about."[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"Such as?"[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"These aliens, you idiot!" Setzer shouted.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"They seem peaceful at a glance," Jun replied.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"That's just what they want you to think!" Setzer's eyes began to get a little wild as he animatedly spoke. "They want us to let our guard down. And then, when we least expect it, they'll unleash it into the world. And once that happens, no one will be safe! No one!"[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"It?" Jun asked.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]Setzer leaned forward and whispered to Jun. "A bunny."[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"A...bunny?"[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"A highspeed...alien...drum...bunny!" Setzer added.[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]Jun paused for a moment to let Setzer's words sink in, then remarked "That's just silly."[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]"Oh sure, laugh at me!" Setzer shouted. "They laughed at me when I told them about Hard Hat Harry! And Mrs. Wacazer! And Ed the Evil Coffee Cup! And Emperor Stu! And Steve the Kite! And Meaty Ore! But this is the real thing! It only looks like a bunny to make us let our guards down. And once that happens, it'll take its magic carrot and bang! Drums appear before it! And then it'll play the Roll of Hell, and all mankind will lose their hearing! It's going to happen unless we stop it!" At this, Setzer suddenly sprinted down the hall, nearly tripping over himself as he shouted "Resistance is futile!"[/p:34red9kx]
[p:34red9kx]Jun watched as Setzer ran away, quite unable to believe the spectacle that just transpired before him. "How bizarre," he muttered to himself.[/p:34red9kx]
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